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Uncle Flibble was a remarkable stripper
Wallpapers feared him. Indeed, he couldn’t walk into a wallpapered room without the distinct sound of the paper squealling in terror. But it was always a mystery how he achieved such rapid de-papering...
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Don’t go down to level 42
It’s still not safe. Nope. Maybe you’d like to buy Mr Flibble’s book too? That would be splendid. Woot! The post Don’t go down to level 42 appeared first on I Drink Lead Paint.
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In science we trust…
I’ve certainly given my full support to science by donating my brain to the best minds here in my lovely home. Sector G4, to be precise. Cell 15C. Just past the I scream parlour. Can’t miss it. Very...
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The cleaner
There really are some jobs over in H-block that a cleaner shouldn’t have to deal with… Maybe you’d like to buy Mr Flibble’s book too? That would be splendid. Woot! The post The cleaner appeared first...
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Pliering you for all the information
There are things that should remain in your head… and then there are the things that can only be extracted with a certain level of persuasion. Down in sector 9G, they have ways to get that...
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Protected
Flibble’s ready for anything. The post Protected appeared first on I Drink Lead Paint.
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When the time comes, I’ll be waiting…
…with my great balls of fire. Goodness! Gracious! The post When the time comes, I’ll be waiting… appeared first on I Drink Lead Paint.
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Homing in on perfect algorithm for the perfect date
Whilst success hasn’t arrived just yet, it’s surely just a matter of time before I manage to crack the secret of how to go on the most perfectest date that’s perfect in its perfection. Sure, I’ve had...
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All sequins and smiles
So ready to party it hurts. It would make Mr Flibble eternally happier if you would buy Mr Flibble’s book… 2 years in the making it’s a smorgasbord of splendid. How splendid. Woot! The post All...
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It’s not as easy as you think to shoot a laser straight
Apparently it takes practice. And practice is probably better performed with slightly less feisty lasers… There’s a lesson here somewhere. It would make Mr Flibble eternally happier if you would buy Mr...
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